ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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