Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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