Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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