But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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