Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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