problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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