went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just had sex bonerless
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
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Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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