Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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