This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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