I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Randomize
