Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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