We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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