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(505): View more from New Mexico

The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off

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(858): View more from California

I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted

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(347): View more from New York

So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.

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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way

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(816): View more from Missouri

Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?

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(514): View more from Quebec

She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."

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