She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
