just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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