I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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