I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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