Have you finally orgasmed yet?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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