where does the pee come out of this thing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
