i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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