i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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