remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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