i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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