i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm sobbing to NWA
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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