Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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My ATM looks so different sober.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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