i need an iv and a liver transplant
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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