I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
we're so committed to being not committed
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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