I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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