Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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