What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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