yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
