I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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