Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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