I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i just google imaged poop.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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