what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm sobbing to NWA
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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