Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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