ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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