i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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