no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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