Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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