Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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