We should be called the Road Head Warriors
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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