I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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