so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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