There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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