another moral hangover. fuck.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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