She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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