we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm sobbing to NWA
Dick very happy bro
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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