Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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