Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
love makes seman taste better
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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