I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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