I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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