so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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