So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize
