I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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