something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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