your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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