Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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