Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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