It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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